Justice League Porn Story: Reduced to Single Sentences Chapter 4
People seem to have been looking forwards to this one and truth be told, so have I. Wallys always fun to mess with. Standard disclaimers apply, reviews and concrit are appreciated.
Flash.
001. Heart: Courage is bright blue, strength emerges from the darkness, conscience is green and dry witted, but the heart of the League is red highlighted with yellow, and has a penchant for making bad cracks about super villain attire.
002. Stone: Hes fairly and by fairly he means absolutely- sure that he just saw the Batmans iron-hard face crack into an almost smile.
003. Cold: Hes only ever cold if he stands still for a particularly long time or if hes been sucked out into the vacuum of space… theres also that.
004. Hole: His mere few-minutes-long absence after Fire let go feels like an empty hole in her stomach.
005. Cut: Hey, whatre you lookin a ohh, no worries little cut like thatll be healed in a few minutes… and its okay by the way, Bats, I know all about the mind control screwin with your head; you didnt mean it.
006. Queue: Wally calm the hell down and stand still for once, youre only gonna attract the Thanagarians attention if you keep zipping around in the queue like that.
007. Turn: By the time shes has turned around to see who is tapping her on the shoulder, that damned sneaky speedster is already in front of her and stealing the popcorn right out of her hand Kara humours him.
008. Apathy: He knows hes meant to be on the ball here, but its hard to be enthusiastic when youre facing down a guy whose idea of Super Villainy involves plastic yoyos and spinning tops.
009. Innocence: Hes young, brash, immature, and has absolutely no idea what messing around with that row of chemicals at this particular moment is going to change him into.
010. Stay: Hey, calm down, its okay, Im not goin anywhere… Superheroes like us get beaten up all the time.
011.Drunk: John considers it a blessing that alcohol doesnt affect Wally for more than a few minutes a few crazy, frantic, ridiculous minutes, but…
012. Attitude: Chill, All-Star: see, theres no doomsday devices, a good strong police presence in the background, no Lex Luthor, and youre lucky enough to have all of us old schoolers on the team… so no worries, okay, kid?
013. Rational: …Man, Cheri, I know I should be rational about stuff like this by now, but… you never quite get used to seein firsthand how much blood there is in… such a small body.
014. Possible: Possible? Sure its possible, theres not much you cant accomplish when you can run at the speed of sound, right?
015. Temperature: Advantages to being on Flashs team during their most recent mission to the arctic is the fact that hes always just slightly warmer than a normal human being hes like a bright red electric blanket… albeit one made of spandex and Kevlar.
016. Goodbye: Shayera, please let me go, I cant go back there, I cant.
017. Hero: Theres a saying that even someone who is willing to save your life will not help you paint the fence, but whoever wrote that saying had obviously never met the Flash.
018. Point: Yeah, thats great, Zat, but all Im hearing is a bunch of mystical mumbo jumbo, can you break it down a little for the science brains in this group?
019. Try: he thinks about it for subjectively as long as he needs to before taking a deep breath and plunging his hand into the Box ODoom: If at first you dont succeed, right?
020. Dinner: Hey what you call dinner I call a mouthful, lets go get some Ben and Jerrys already.
021. Scar: Yeah it looked all cool and mysterious for like, an hour, but then it started fading an now it just looks like Ive been leanin against a desk for too long… Bummer, huh?
022. Perfect: Okay okay so I mightve gotten the hydrochloric acid mixed up with the saline solution but… oh come on, Barry, nobodys perfect and its not like I destroyed all the evidence!
023. Solution: …Hey does anyone know the answer for seven down? In science: red blood cells amassing in reaction to f an antibody. Last letter n.
Agglutination, thirteen letters.
Oh… um… thanks, Flash.
024. Science: Its amazing how often the intricacies of his supposedly complicated job still come down to what happens when I pour this stuff on this flammable material?
025. Proud: His names Bart, um, hes… my mentors kid… yeah, fast, isnt he? Totally a rival for his uncle Wally.
026. Pretend: Hes smarter than they think he is, all of them, and thats an advantage Flash is quite happy to take advantage of.
027. Late: I dont believe this, John, hes the Fastest Man Alive, he can go straight to Italy whenever he wants a pizza, devour a whole meal in a matter of seconds… and yet hes late.
028. Forever: Of course, its no good telling Wally that hes only been waiting five minutes, because for him it feels like forever.
029. Defend: Okay, see, we were doing pretty okay there until you decided to start threatening the girls, now Im gonna have to kick your ass.
030. Gone: The seconds last forever, dragging on instant by instant, and Shayera realises with a choke of pain This is how it must feel for him… every day, every minute of his life, before the gateway to the Speed-force finally opens.
031. Determined: Hades be damned, Wally if we have to fight a God to get you out of that thing we will, now come back!
032. Abducted: Yeah okay rule number one, mooks, never try to abduct a guy who can just vibrate outta the restraints cool?
033. Communication: He can see her lips moving, but hes pretty sure his ears are all busted up from falling off the train, because he cant understand a damn thing coming out of it.
034. Disguise: But… but how did you know it was me? I used a fake moustache and everything!
035. Drugged: Look, were trying everything possible in modern medicine here, but we cant help it if he keeps burning through the sedative!
036. Tragedy: Her name was Iris, Iris Allen, she… well… she wouldve been a good mom, you know?
037. Butterfly: Hey, Jonn, scientific puzzle for ya: if you were to morph a butterfly while youre at home in china, could you tell if it was having an effect over here?
038. Effect: …Wally I am… not certain if utter confusion was the effect you were going for here but… how in the Sands of Mars would I know the answer to a question like that?
039. Design: He swears that the goofy Lightning Bolts were the previous Flashs idea but he always finds ways not to go any further on the subject.
040. Substance: Its not the way Batman would have chosen to phrase it but Orions explanation about a warriors pain and the protective shield of laughter seems to fit Flash well enough.
041. Smoke: I swear I am never gonna work out how she does that talking-backwards-and-disappearing stuff, I thought magicians used smoke for that?
042. Paranormal: You know the number of these things freaky haunting things Im dealing with lately, they should rename us to the Justice Ghostbuster Squad.
043. Spooky: Okay is anybody else getting a creeped out tingling feeling in their spine or is it just… oh, wait, never mind I was sitting on an ice cream cone.
044. Spy: I know youre there, Wally; get out of the refrigerator and go bother Dick.
045. Morph: The bubble of time morphs itself around him and after that, ripping Brainiac straight out of Luthors body is as easy for Wally as shelling a nut.
046. Pulse: Its been over a decade since Wally had a pulse, so he doesnt panic too much when he cant find one.
047. Dare: I swear to god, Ralph, I am so getting you back for this one, nobody out dares me, you hear?
048. Whisper: Only Clark hears Wally whispering under his breath as Shayera leaves the cave; and hes good enough not to mention so out loud.
049. Insecure: So, uh… Fire… um… do you like food?
050. Writers’ Choice: He really is their conscience; their heart and core and sense of humour… and its very, very important that he never finds that out.