Justice League Porn Story: Reduced to Single Sentences Chapter 2
This set was originally gonna be Batman, but the more I looked over the prompts, the less of him I saw in them and the more I saw of Diana, so… there ya go. My Wonder Woman voice kinda… sucks at the moment due to total under use, but I guess this is as good a practise as any.
Oh, by the way: To that lovely person who was nice enough to review the last chapter but did so anonymously. Youre half right: that the quote was used in Harry Potter, but the original quote if biblical in nature (1 Cor. 15:26). Almost everything is a quote of something else these days…
Wonder Woman.
001. Finish: She draws a breath and ends the battle before its even begun.
002. Nothing: Eternal Life means little to her if her long existence cant serve a purpose.
003. Alone: None of them (except possibly for Jonn, whose species is long lived enough to understand, at least in part) can know the burden of immortality quite as keenly as Diana.
004. Desperate: Diana only begins to appreciate just how bad things are getting when she considers using her lasso on the next Thanagarian she sees walking in her direction even if its Shayera.
005. Down: The only phrase in existence which could possibly be as surprising (not to mention disturbing) as Superman is down is Wonder Woman just went down too.
006. Tongue: When she was much (much) younger, Diana spoke so loudly, so brashly and so often, than her mother used to affectionately jest that had she known her daughter would turn into such as chatterbox, she would have neglected to mould her a tongue.
007. Hair: Black ebony black, long and beautiful, like the models on the front of glossy magazines, except that the chances of Wonder Woman opting to appear on one of those things are incredibly remote.
008. Kiss: The kiss was an unfair distraction, but fortunately Diana has the opportunity to get her own back later.
009. Smile: Getting the bus to town at six in the morning, arriving just in time to hit the rush hour commuters: three dollars; buying an umbrella from the vender because it started pouring on your stall unexpectedly: eight dollars; Being smiled at by a goddess when you give her directions to Central City: priceless.
010. Imagine: Diana does not need to imagine the phenomenal power of the heavens; she is on first name terms with many of its inhabitants.
011. Defy: Diana is not nor will ever be her fathers daughter.
12. Noise: The curse she whispers is so quiet and heartfelt that nobody not even Wally dares to comment on it.
13. Celebrate: Thank you, Clark, this was a great surpri… you know, I dont think Im entirely certain how old I am now.
014. Morgue: Her first visit to the burial place alarms her Metropolis is nothing like Thymiscria, which has its beauty to guide the dead into the afterlife.
015. Charm: It figures; we spend hours trying to come up with a creative, inobtrusive route into the Penguins lair and she just… charms her way in through the front door.
016. Bath: If she had to raise one argument about Batmans designs of the Watchtower then it would be this the bathrooms arent nearly big enough.
17. Dance: She is perhaps the only person alive who can make the act of smashing the bad guys heads together look anything close to elegant.
18. Scream:…Uh… John, did I just hear Wonder woman screaming or am I having a minor hallucinatory reaction?
19. Kick: Bad guys usually find out the hard way why she considers the boots practical.
20. Feel: Amazons such as her are not well known for hiding their emotions it simply isnt in her blood.
21. Stutter: H…hello mother, I… I apologise for not contacting you sooner but… ah… Yes, I think a talk would be appropriate.
22. Learn: She carefully traces the ancient Greek words in the huge tome with her fingertips, and tries not to long for the world beyond her native shores.
23: Flight: Uh… hey, Wonder Woman, question: if you can fly why do you even need an invisible
Hank!
What? Im just asking!
24. Steal: She tells herself that this is not stealing she’s only borrowing what needs to be borrowed- as she carefully slips her wrists through Artemiss cuffs, and feels them mould against her skin as if they had been made for her.
25. Fascinate: She doesnt think the day will come when she does not find the human attitude just the slightest bit peculiar.
026. Forget: I just got here, Diana says as she places down her tray… and tries to dismiss the vague sensation of Dj Vu which is creeping in around her neck.
27. Hurt: The sensation leaves her quickly as she remembers shes Wonder Woman; theres no pain on earth she cant overcome.
028. Never: Oh-kaaaaay, first rule of the day, Booster never, ever, ever make suggestive comments about Wonder Womans lasso.
029. Close: It isnt until she can feel his breath not that those such as him should breathe on the back of her neck that Diana finally turns around to find out what in Hades Ares wants this time.
030. Fade: Thymiscria fades into the distance behind her, as if being swallowed by the ocean, and Wonder Woman clenches her fists that little bit tighter and forbids herself to show weakness.
031. Direction: Fact of the Day: Mans world has some rather ridiculous ideas about how to design maps.
032: Road: The road to Hades is paved with good intentions, or so they say; and Diana doesnt want to think about how close she came, with the Toymans throat in her hands and her fist aimed directly at the bone that would shatter upwards into his skull.
033. Question: Olives, Mango juice, and… I think she may have had pizza a few nights ago; someone else bought it.
034. Between: Diana is fully cognizant of the fact that had the Flash not been sitting directly between them with that depressingly optimistic look on his face, then she and Shayera would be at each others throats by now.
035. Trap: Its an unspoken rule amongst many of her best known villains watch out for the Lasso, it does things when you try to catch her off guard; theres no way to trap her.
036. Dress: The delicate black material is not the kind of outfit she usually keeps in her wardrobe, but it appears to have the desired effect.
037. Admit: Her anger towards Shayera will not permit Diana to admit the fact that she misses her companionship.
038. Chance: With a deep breath and the sensation of a heavy weight lifting from her shoulders, Diana looks at Shayera and smiles, works for me.
039. Believe: She isnt sure whether its really Hera who sustains her through the darkest nights in this world, but theres certainly something keeping her here.
040. Dream: She dreams of home with its white sands and sun-kissed temples, and feels regret choking in her throat when she awakens in the dull, smoggy morning of a city in the heart of another world.
041. Shine: The tiara part of Artemiss ensemble or not, you cant really call it armour glistens brightly in the sun, and it takes Diana a moment to realise that theres still a bunch of preteen girls standing around the burned out library, staring at their rescuer in… Well, wonder.
042. Tied: Its an easy enough question to answer when you dont have a lasso of truth around your waist: okay, okay, so it scared the living crap out of me; hell, youd freak out if you nearly ran yourself out of existence!
043. Consider: I;m pretty certain that that key around your neck will open the cell door whether youre conscious or not, so Ill give you ten seconds to consider the alternative.
044. Couple: A rich kid with issues, he says… as if he thinks that being royalty banished from your homeland is anything easier.
045. Undercover: She knows theres more than one reason for other Leaguers hiding their faces its difficult to go undercover when youre Wonder Woman.
046. Care: I apologise for intruding, Alfred, its just that after this whole mess with the Joker and Robin… Yes, I thought hed say something like that; tell him Ill be visiting anyway.”
047. Creep: Diana has no idea exactly what this strange man thought he could achieve by tying her up with her own lasso, but shes beginning to suspect she should have a few choice words with the editor of that website.
048. Empty: Hades heart is as empty of compassion as her own is of sentiment when she discovers exactly who he is it doesnt matter to her, and it never will.
049. Bones: She outlives almost all of them, and stands as a founding member of the Original Justice League long after the bones of many generations have turned to dust.
050. Writers choice: Diana isnt certain, but at some point, she started answering to Wonder Woman as readily as she does Diana, even though the name was cooked up by tabloid journalists who had clearly been given too little time to come up with a decent by-line.
In case you dont know (many of you probably dont) number 009 is a shout out to a popular advert for a credit card thats had many incarnations on British television.