Justice League Porn Story: Amazon Fables Chapter 4

Chapter 4:
Getting to Know You

It had been several
months since that faithful chapter that started the Justice League.
Batman had developed a crush on Wonder Woman and was pretty flirty at
times. Wonder Woman often just blew them off, but he kept coming back
anyway. Batman saw Wonder Woman nearby and ran over.

What do you want
Bruce? She asked with her arms crossed.

As you know, Im
here to understand womans world better. He said, stating the
obvious as if she didnt know. Im getting to understand each
of my teammates for a personal diagnosis.

You havent
figured me out yet? She responded icily.

Of course I
have. He said snootily which caused a smirk in response from
Wonder Woman. I would like to know some things however, that I
couldnt know.

Like what? She
yawned.

Why would you
name yourself Wonder Woman for instance? He questioned.

I did it to be
unpredictable. She admitted. People would think of a colourful,
happy super heroine, and when they see me, they think the opposite.

A scary, psycho
chick? He teased.

More like an:
Im-going-to-hurt-you-badly-if-you-keep-talking. She warned.

As if. He
scoffed. You couldnt beatME!

He yelled the last
word in a startled surprise as she picked him up by his arms and legs
and threw him across the room. He looked at her in shock as she
dusted herself off.

A woman? Able to
pick up a man? He said in astonishment.

I may not have
powers prince, but my scorn is enough to hurt you. She smirked and
left the room.

Batman just lay
there in a stunned silence and then smirked.

I definitely like
this girl. He said in his thoughts.

***

Wonder Woman
normally didnt hang around the Watchtower; like she had said
months ago, she wasnt a people person. She looked at the sight of
Batman entering the room. Definitely not a people person.

Im impressed.
Batman said while clapping. She couldnt decipher if he was mocking
her or ACTUALLY congratulating her. She decided on the former.

And you say Im
the creepy stalker. She mumbled. What do you want now Batman?

Im here
because I recently heard that Cheetah, the cat/human hybrid that we
fought a while back is in Gotham. He declared.

Im on it.
Wonder Woman said briskly. She got up from her chair immediately and
went towards the transporter.

Im coming
too. Batman said.

You?! She
laughed mockingly. As if. Gotham is my city, and Im not going
to be YOUR tour guide.

I learn new
things rather quick. He insisted. Besides, Superman requested
it.

Wonder Woman winced.
She was going to kill those two.

***

They arrived in the
Wondercave immediately, and Wonder Woman rolled her eyes at the sight
of Batman prancing around like a dork, checking out her gadgets.

Impressive! He
exclaimed. He pointed to a jet-plane parked nearby. You even have
a jet!

Of course I do.
She boasted. The WonderWing is a high-class jet, thats made to
blend in with its surroundings.

She glared at him as
he started giggling.

What?! She
growled.

Im sorry, but
WonderWing? He responded while snickering rather loudly.
What else do you have?

She rolled her eyes
at his insolent behavior and walked towards her jet. She turned to
him and narrowed her eyes.

What do YOU
have? She asked.

I have a
Batplane. He said proudly. Its a black jet with excellent
speed for its design.

Shaped like a bat
Im guessing? She responded casually.

You guessed it.
He replied.

The WonderWing in
its current state was a regular silver-jet, but it was coated in a
special paint; every time the jet was exposed to the atmosphere
outside, the chemical reaction would make it appear transparent.
Batman admitted that she never ceased to impress him.

We can take the
Wondermobile. She said while pressing a red button on a wall. She
flinched in anger when she heard Batman practically laughing. Oh,
like a Batmobile sounds any better!

Actually it
does! He said while wiping a tear from his eye. Where do you
come up with these names?!

I assure you
Bats; if anyone looks ridiculous its you. She said bitterly. I
mean, you dress up like a rodent.

Amazons believe
that bats are omens! Batman said haughtily; no longer laughing.
Its symbolism!

Now you know how
I feel when you tease me. She grinned.

Batman jumped out of
the way in surprise as a circular platform rose from seemingly
nowhere. On it was something that looked like our Batmobile, but was
painted differently.

It was all red, with
a gold front and blue back; there were white stars in the blue area,
and the car was strikingly pretty. Batman found it difficult to
believe that anyone could find the sight of it as scary.

Get in. She
demanded. Batman did as he was told and uncomfortably did up his
seatbelt.

Wonder Woman got in
the drivers seat and looked at Batman strangely before doing her
seatbelt.

Nice ride.
Batman mumbled.

Why did you
insist on going with me Bats? Wonder Woman questioned. Batman
wasnt sure he liked that nickname, but it was more striking than
her other nickname for him, prince.

I dont know.
He shrugged. I said I wanted to get to know my teammates better.

Actually it would
seem that youve only been talking to me today. She said while
pressing a blue button outside the window on the wall.

The car started
going upwards and thats when everything went black for Batman.

HEY! He
yelled; he realized that he had been blind-folded.

Youre NOT
seeing where I live. Wonder Woman said seriously. I have to
deal with you enough at the Watchtower.

You must care if
you want to hide your identity so badly. Batman flirted.

Yeah, I care
about you. But as a friend. She said coldly.

Suuuuure. He
teased. Ill let you think that.

He gripped his seat
in surprise when he felt the car speed up to a very intense speed. He
felt the blind-fold get removed and saw nothing, but black inside the
car. The interior lit up to be a dark-grey, and he looked at a screen
that Wonder Woman was looking at in disbelief. He moved slightly to
see what she was looking at, but it appeared to be nothing.

Only I can see
out this car. She explained. These lenses have been designed to
see through this special screen. This prevents anyone from being able
to see in my car She then turned towards Batman briefly. Or
out.

You never cease
to amaze me Princess. He said.

What? She
asked in disbelief.

Youve been
giving ME nicknames, so Im giving YOU one. Batman teased.

Im not a
princess. Wonder Woman scowled.

Ok, then Ill
call you Wondy! Batman smirked.

Never mind.
Wonder Woman grimaced. The former is fine.

Thats what I
thought. Batman grinned.

She rolled her eyes,
and made a left turn towards the bank where she saw Cheetah dodging
bullets from several police officers. She turned towards the
Wondermobile and jumped out of the way; narrowly dodging getting run
over.

Lets go.
Wonder Woman said as she undid her seatbelt.

Um Batman
began while inclining his head in confusion. The door isnt
opening.

Its not
supposed to. Wonder Woman said while pressing a few buttons and
keys in a specific pattern. This prevents people from trying to
steal anything; they can only be opened by me, or at the Wondercave.

You really HAVE
thought of everything. He said breathlessly.

You can give me
more of your never-ending compliments later. She groaned. Now,
we have to catch Cheetah.

The screen that
Wonder Woman could see through, peeled off of the car and rose up on
an attached lever. Batman and Wonder Woman jumped out of the car and
carefully surrounded Cheetah who spun around in dismay.

Give back the
cash. Wonder Woman demanded. NOW!

Why would I do
that? Cheetah grinned. She turned around and whipped Wonder Woman
in the face with her tail. Batman? Its you again huh?

She charged for him,
but he flew out of her reach. She lowered herself in a pouncing
stance, with her tail whipping around dangerously.

What an
interesting surprise! She grinned. She jumped into the air, and
scratched his leg; she didnt realize however that her claws would
get stuck in the fabric. She struggled angrily as he rose up in the
air and didnt budge. Put me down!

Sorry kitty!
Batman smirked. Your game of cat-and-mouse is over.

Great, another
Robin! Wonder Woman moaned. More puns.

That was easy.
Batman said while looking down at the glaring cat.

Very. Wonder
Woman sighed.

***

Back on the
Watchtower

Wonder Woman!
Batman! Did you catch Cheetah? Superman asked.

Of course.
Wonder Woman stated matter-of-factly.

Good, because I
need to pair you two up on another mission. Superman clarified.

Oh ok WHAT?!
Wonder Woman yelled in alarm.

Sweet. Batman
uttered under a whisper that no one could hear.

Yep, youre not
done yet. Superman nodded. You need to go to Puerto Rico
through the Bermuda Triangle to pick up a captured fugitive and bring
him back here.

Bermuda
Triangle? Batman asked in bewilderment.

Its an
infamous triangle on the ocean where people have been known to go
missing. Wonder Woman explained. Dont worry though. Its
all coincidence.

I thought you
didnt believe in coincidence? Batman countered. Wonder Woman
just glared at him.

Let me word it
better than: its all natural disasters. She said bitterly.

You two need to
go to Puerto Rico, do you have the coordinates Wonder Woman?
Superman inquired.

Of course I do.
Wonder Woman stated flatly. I can go anywhere I want.

Very well.
Superman nodded. Good luck.

Batman and Wonder
Woman went towards the Javelin Bay, and got into one of the planes.
One Javelin was being used by Green Lantern, Flash and Hawkgirl on a
mission, and two were in repair, making the last one available for
Batman and Wonder Woman.

They got it, and
left the bay, ready for anything.

Or so they thought.

Another
cliff-hanger! Arent they fun? Just for you, heres a
mini-preview of what happens in the next chapter:

Approaching
Puerto Rico. Wonder Woman confirmed while pressing several
buttons. In approximately 24 minutes.

So the Bermuda
Triangle is a place where people die? Batman asked curiously.

Tragic, but
its all natural disasters and human errors. Wonder Woman said
coolly.

Batman still
didnt look convinced. The Javelin started shaking and it started
getting very warm. Batman gasped at the screen which read System
Failure.

Impossible!
Wonder Woman said breathlessly. Hang on!

She grabbed the
steering, and pressed a couple keys on the control panel. The ship
started to stabilize.

See? She
said in a subtle relief. Everything is ok

The Javelin
started spinning uncontrollably, and started doing loops and
corkscrews through the air. The tail-end burned off causing the
computer to repeat: SYSTEM FAILURE, several times.

Shut up!
Wonder Woman roared, Batman noted that the blood was drained from her
face, and that she looked like she was sweating.

The Javelin
started burning up and fell down at a steep incline.

Whats
happening?! Batman yelled.

We can survive
this! Wonder Woman growled in determination.

The abrupt loss
of altitude caused Batman and Wonder Woman to faint from the
pressure, as the Javelin disappeared into the Triangle.

ANOTHER
cliff-hanger?! At least you know what might happen. (The actual story
description of this event will be different) Thanks for your kind
reviews by the way. :)